A thought about romance:
A boy’s first dilemma is when he determines that he likes girls better than he likes frogs and dogs, but he doesn’t know why.
A thought about morality:
We don’t become more moral as we grow older, we just choose our sins more carefully.
A thought about messes:
A little boy’s prayer: “Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me. Oh, and please take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we’re gonna be in a big mess!”