A man asked God how long a million years was to him.
God replied, “It’s like a single second of your time, my child.”
So the man asked, “What about a million dollars?”
The Lord replied, “To me, it’s like a single penny.”
The man gathered himself up and said, “Well, Lord, could I have one of your pennies?”
And God said, “Certainly, my child, just a second.”